Your name is THE SCP FOUNDATION FANDOM. You have a variety of INTERESTS such as [REDACTED] and [DATA EXPUNGED]. You are moirails with THE CREEPY PASTA FANDOM mostly because your job is to SECURE CONTAIN AND PROTECT the significant threat to global security that it could represent.
No one has the need to understand how or why you operate. Your mission is vital and that’s all they need to know.
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